Wash on the Failing Economy

10/8/2008

I don't know what all these people are complaining about recently. "Bailout" this and "economic holocaust" that. I'm doing better than ever. At the start of the Bush administration I purchased stock in a company that makes barrels with suspenders on them and have been making a killing over the last couple of months!



In addition I bet these NASCAR collectible plates I bought off the home shopping network will be paying dividends at any time-- the commercial said they can only increase in value.