Grocery Stores

12/7/2009

I've never liked grocery stores. It's much healthier to get all of your foods straight from their natural sources: meat from local ranches, produce from local farms and natural high fructose corn syrup from the faces of greasy Long Island guidos.

Personal Life

6/11/2008

 

It was well-publicized last year that my eldest son was arrested for selling meth (he was innocent). Apparently a few bad apples went and got sick and 'nearly died' to his mixture of cough syrup and anti-freeze, which apparently isn't how you make meth. It was actually more dangerous to use his concoction than it was to take real meth, go figure.