"If Wash O'Hanley didn't cover it, it probably wasn't that important anyway."

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Classic Quotes

"The Colonel is a belligerent, slightly insane old man that just showed up one day ten or fifteen years ago-- no one knew who he was, and he hasn’t left since. All we know about him is that on the first Tuesday of every month an official from the Bosnian Government personally comes to the station to give him an envelop and if you put a VHS tape too close to his head it’ll stop working. I keep him around because I know he’ll come in handy some day."  -2/20/2008

No comments:

Post a Comment