"If Wash O'Hanley didn't cover it, it probably wasn't that important anyway."

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Classic Quotes

"Remember that part in the Bible where Jesus shoots that guy in the face but he survives (it just went through his cheeks or something) and the guy stabs him in the back and then Jesus kicks him out a window but the guy holds on to the side and begs Jesus to help him but Jesus steps on his fingers and the guy falls like 45 stories onto a parked limo and the limo driver is like 'awwww that's comin' outta my paycheck!' ...Maybe that was the end of Die Hard, I get the Bible and Die Hard mixed up a lot." -6/5/2009

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