"I can both impartially moderate and effectively debate my side of an issue at the same time. I got the power to do so after a head-on collision with a big rig transporting Energizer batteries and unsellable VHS tapes of Xanadu back in 1985. I had been up all night driving from Barstow to LA to make an appearance at a radio convention when I fell asleep at the wheel and veered into oncoming traffic. When I came to there was a great tingling in my head and ever since then I have had the power to moderate and participate in the same debate." -7/14/2009
No comments:
Post a Comment